Now I'm not a perfect driver although I will admit to being better than most of those around me. http://www.kuforum.co.uk/kindleusers...ies/tongue.gif
But seriously though, what makes you want to give that driver a slap?
It's multiple choice.
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Now I'm not a perfect driver although I will admit to being better than most of those around me. http://www.kuforum.co.uk/kindleusers...ies/tongue.gif
But seriously though, what makes you want to give that driver a slap?
It's multiple choice.
What gets me is people overtaking and then slowing down, or in a mile or so wanting to turn off the main road...
Jon :D
Brian. How many times can i click these boxes? I'm not based in any city but country drivers are just as bad. Another one for your poll is HAT drivers, or Sunday drivers. Anyone would think they got their licence out of a Corn Flakes box. Then there are the vehicles that don't have the optional extras, namely indicators. Combine hat drivers,(they pull out infront of you and fail to stay in lane and go soooo slow), with the non extras package, and honestly........ if looks could kill!! Going off to tick the boxes now. Mike.
The big one that gets up my nose is indicating as changing lanes and not before
the one i like is when you pull in front of an empty semi without cutting them up.they hit the horn and put their bull bar at your tailgate to let you now that you pulled in to close,i presume.then you see em cruising along at some other time sitting on someones clacker with a full load in normal traffic driving ah "normally"
Brian I used to well - be one of those drivers and I thought I was a good driver. Now with many years driving in Sydney I just expect that poor drivers are a reality and in the back of my mind I think that could be my Mum or me when I get old. I did a defensive driving course a few years ago which helped my (psychic) abilities to predict what another driver will do.
There's always one extra and it's pedestrians using a mobile phone or ipod and just walk out in front me but I keep my cool because there's no need to escalate to a road rage situation. I remember as a teenager a taxi thought I'd pulled out on him - he threatened to kill me with his big crow bar (I am ever so careful since).
Berks in Mercs AND Dreamers in Beamers (BMW'S)
Allways on mobiles phones whilst driving it seems as though the more expensive car they have the the less need they feel to have a hands free kit.
Old timers in 3litre jags driving at 40 in a 60mph zone
people thinking a roundabout means stop and apply the handbrake or deciding to release the handbrake and then start to pull away when a light turns to from amber to red
not pulling alongside the white lines when turning right stopping the traffic from passing
blocking a box junction
the list goes on
My big hate is those asreholes who think they`re to important to stay in lane on a motorway so they pull into the inside lane, middle lane back again into the inside lane then straight to the outside lane, cutting everyone up in the process. I know I shouldn`t do it but many a time I`ve looked in my nearside mirror to see som tw*t speeding up to undertake me. A warm glow comes over me when I see him brake hard to avoid the artic in front as I accelerate to shut the door on him.
people who sit in the middle lane
I guess Mikeref has driven in Tenerife!
Given the price of cars here, you would think they'd all come fully loaded. I'm sure that indicators don't appear on the standard, or optional extras list. Even driving schools don't seem to teach their use!
On the plus side - you learn to think and react very quickly. Oh, and in the most they're reasonably (ish) courteous.
Could go on...........
Well, I think that I've struck a nerve here. :D
Sorry Mikeref, there are only 10 options available for a poll so I had to just pick a few.
As for the other replies - yes I agree entirely.
I did know of a guy many years ago who leant into a drivers side window one day and ripped out the indicator stalk from the steering wheel. He told the driver that as they didn't use there was no point in having it the car. I wish I'd thought of that. :D
Remember guys, of you're driving for an employer - it's only work, don't endanger yourself. If you're driving for yourself - same rules and just think of the paperwork if it goes wrong. ;)
Yeh thanks Brian. I could only vote once, no matter. Another to consider are the variable speed drivers, a straight section of road and they sit on 95 BUT a slight bend up ahead with clear view causes a speed decrease to 80km/h. Oh, i'm hot now, imagine an open highway, no other vehicles in sight except the twit in front going slow, so i pass but this rattles the lone ranger out of his daydream and he then sits on my bumper!! Must say, semi or truck drivers are very helpful here, they all have uhf radio and will talk to anyone. Comes in handy when overtaking a 50 metre rig on outback roads.
middle lane drivers ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll keep it simple," TAXI DRIVERS" .I hate them with a passion ,diving in and out of bus-lanes when it suits them , stopping in lane to chat with their mates at the rank ,illegal u-turns anytime anywhere .And ripping me off on the way home from the boozer!!!!:(
Oh and all of the above:p
Cheers
Stu
My Mother In Law does that. Her excuse is that you can do the same speed in each lane (i.e up to 70mph) therefore you can position yourself in any lane. We've all argued to point about it but the old girls mind is made up. However annoying it gets, I take solace in that there will one day (hopefully soon ;->) be an inheritance to spend.
As far as getting annoyed the only thing which gets close is when my wife parks the car in such a way you have to, in the words of Bananrama, Walk like an Egyptian to get between it and the wall of the front garden.
Andy.
Tayters.
ask the old girl to set up a quick access funeral fund, because the family will need it sooner tha later, then she may drop into a sensible groove while driving. Shock tactics always work with old farts like me. Hell I own the road and everyone else is getting in my way slowing me down. [ a quote from my father, deceased. ]
Never understood people who get mad on the roads.
Driving is fun, never drive fast, always good music Cd's in the van, enjoy the view,
Used to have a Porche 911 when I was in my early 30's, drove up to 250 kph in the empty desert roads but lost the fun driving too fast. after 40 years on the roads, changing many cars and vans I can realize one thing, the way you drive and behave on the roads is your own choice.
And so is, unleashing your goat................
I thought the rule in the UK is to keep left on any carriageway. People who stay in lanes 2, 3, 4 etc are lane hoggers and technically wrong. The Police will pull them over for this. :p
I also understand it's an offence to accelerate when someone is overtaking you, which ever lane they're using. So closing the door is not clever by any standard. You might find the reason for you being undertaken is because you might be hogging the middle lane? .... But
If you're refering to those stupid wizz kids that just cut every one else up... then I have to agree with you there ;).
Very true .... and of course who ever you're working for you're getting paid for being there ...so what's the rush, stay cool and calm enjoy the drive and arrive stress free.
We have a habbit now of not using finger gestures to the idiots but raising hands (knees tucked under wheel for added control ;)) and clapping and laughing in appreciation of their antics ..... amasing how peeps react to that.
Chemi-cool, maybe thats a good thing (going with the flow), to keep the blood pressure down, however some of us don't have the time to smell the roses or wait at an intersection for oncomming vehicle to go through but at the last second it turns without indicator and i loose my chance to move on as traffic everwhere now. Oh, bless that drivers mistake. DON'T THINK SO, hand out the window with the one finger salute.
I wanted to add to your reputation for that post but aparently I have to spread my luuuuuve around a bit..
Good post though and so true.
An old engineer I used to work with always quoted the old Roman saying..
"While your marching your not fighting" :)
I like driving (well most of the time :). )
taz
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What's wrong with middle lane drivers?
I don't like slow drivers on the left (I get stuck behind them as I need the left lane for the turn off or exit), I don't like slow drivers on the right (that's the passing lane I want to use). Middle lane is the best place for slow drivers IMHO.
Pet hate beside the obvious ones, is sympathetic brakers. IE, you going fast down the right lane, a fair bit of congestion happens to slow down the left lane (merging lanes, slow driver etc), all of a sudden someone on the right lane brakes to a standstill for no reason, so both lanes stop for an issue that is in a different lane.
I hate it when usin the motorway during peak times, rush hour ( slow time) There always seems to be a tendancy for the whole population of the road to migrate to the right. That is when everyone moves into lane 3 (overtaking) to not overtake, while the old middle lane hoggers dutifully maintain their self asserted right to hog the middle lane "can't move to left it's for lorries and waggons and TURNING Left"
Then there will be the odd lone truck in lane 1.
From a distance behind you can see the congestion but the road is only 50% occupied. LAne 1 moving steadily at 56mph, lane 2 road hogging speed as usual 56.009 mph "can't pass the waggon cos I want to close the door on some fool" and lane 3 moving at 60mph. Doh ! it's so frustrating. :mad:
If they all moved over to the left ... and kept their present speed the overtaking lane would become free for guess what ...overtaking at a probable speed in excess of 70mph!
Alas this will never happen, so I just cruise along lane 1 at 70 mph and undertake the lane hoggers, only to annoy them. It's quite fun really if you judge the speed of the traffic well you can actual make good headway. :D
Here in the less populated areas, there is just one lane each way. (sometimes lucky to have that). People drive around in 4wd's like Toyota and Nissan with chunky tyres, but very few ever go off road with them. I remember once while following a road train on an impossible to overtake stretch of highway, an oncomming 4wd decided that sharing that piece of road with the rig wasn't going to happen so without slowing down, just went bush and made his own track avoiding ant hills and small trees untill he could jump back on the highway.
My pet hate is ignorant bus drivers who think "please let buses pull out" includes when they start indicating and pulling out whilst you are alongside overtaking.
Like the prick, and yes I did say prick who did it to me in the centre of Birmingham a few months ago. The front of my van was a few feet ahead of the front of the bus when he ran his mirror down the side of the van.
I still have the marks on the van to prove it. I stopped immediately blocking the entire traffic, surveyed the damage, decided it wasn't worth the time and hassle. Told him he was a self pleasuring individual and carried on my way.
To be honest I think the ignorant sh*t thought I was going to twat him. Thank you West Midlands Transport or whatever you call yourselves now. If you ever wonder why a guy in a big van never lets you pull out any more here is the reason.
And breathe (-:
And here is a quick question for the mods. You will notice in my first sentence it says " and pulling pulling out".
If I go to edit it only shows one "pulling" in my sentence as I typed it. If I remove the one "pulling" the edited post shows no "pulling"
Put it back in and it shows "pulling pulling"
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In fact can we add ****head bus drivers to the poll?
As you can probably tell I was a little upset.
You can always start your own poll. :D
I think that you were quite restrained in you response to that bus driver. The man's a fool because he can easily lose his PCV licence over bad driving like that.
I was taught a simple countdown when getting a bus away from a stop into traffic.
Indicate, one car OK, two cars, pushing it, third car - sorry mate, too late I'm moving out.
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Going slightly off-topic I remember photographing a driver who had blocked me into a bus stop when he obviously thought that he had every right to do so, well he had to cross the road on foot and buy a newspaper, as you do.
Anyway, when he saw me with the camera and notebook he went off on one, ranting and shouting at me and dredging the gutter for some choice language. But what cracked me up was that he then started punching the bus with his fist. Boy I felt every punch. :D
Car drivers who drive at 50 on the motorway and then match the speed of an overtaking truck as it pulls out to pass....
Middle aged motorcyclists on their Havabashi Knackercrackie 10 000 riding at 60 on a two lane road....For petes sake, you have a bike that's good for 180mph so that you can relive your youth, not to force the rest of the traffic to die of old age whilst waiting for a gap in the traffic so that we can get past you...
And before anyone point out the obvious, yes I know that the max speed for a two lane road is 60 and for my van is 50 but I have more fun in my van then these old farts ever will on their sports bikes
People who park so close behind that you can't get your doors open.
I had a XK8 parked so close once that i couldn't even get between the bumpers, had another numpty parked tight at the front too and seeing as someone had kindly run into the back of the van previously and damaged the bumper i decided as it was home time to just push the jag out the way Bollox to em ;)
A friend of mine was a building company forman and he told me about the time someone parked right tight to the back of their transit tipper, builders just opened the tail board and unloaded all the stuff over the bonnet of the car......:rolleyes:
Part of the problem is the mixture of cultures the world is seeing.
Over in the UK we 'tend' or at least tended to keep to the left. In Asia they 'tend' to keep to their chosen lane. Over here if some one comes up behind and flashes it means "get over I'm coming through". In Asia it tends to mean "stay in that lane, I am about to over take you".
Thus the same signal means totally different things thus anger and confusion reigns..
...the old git next door to me who deliberatley parks his car in the road even though he could put it on his drive, thereby making me park around the corner. So what if we`ve got three vans and two cars here doesn`t the old **** know that I DO own the road :-)
People who park their tiny nissan micras etc. in such a way, that a gap you can normally park an iveco daily and a ford cmax together in, you cannot fit either.
Another thing, why can the police, royal mail, bt etc. can abandon their vehicles wherever they feel like, ignoring normal rules and common sense. When I leave my van, it may not always legally parked, but I never leave it in a dangerous place or cause inconvenience to others.