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Abe
10-10-2002, 08:23 PM
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

angryk
12-10-2002, 11:01 PM
Why? For the same reason that the last screw or bolt always gives the most trouble.

Nobby
22-10-2002, 01:17 PM
Why do people compile "Why" lists?

If an orange is orange, why isnt a banana a yellow?

Why do leaks on refrigeration system always occur at the least assesable place?

Why does a dropped screw always roll under something and never in clear view?

Why is it that the fastest driver is at the back and the slowest at the front?

Why is it that when on a simple screwdriver job you can park with in feet of the job, but when you have recovery equipment, tanks, extension leads, commpressor Etc to carry in the nearest parking is at least 50 yards away?

herefishy
12-11-2002, 02:20 AM
LOL!!!! thanx, I needed that......... :)