Duck tape?

[monkey spanners]

:D Something i've been wondering is how many ducks does it take to make an average roll of duck tape?:confused:
Is it byproduct of the crispy duck industry?

Confused as ever Jon

[djbe]

Non whatsoever as it's DUCT tape;)

Mind you there might be a fair few in duck oil which is a WD40 stylee lubricating spray. I guess they must use some industrial size juicer and millions of ducks to make that stuff.:D :D

[Brian_UK]

I suppose a follow on could be...

How many bosses does it take to make a roll of Gaffer Tape ?

[liamroys]

put all the bosses in that you can find but it still wouldn't stick!!!!:D