Journey of a Man by Josip

[Brian_UK]

Journey of a Man

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

U2 ;)

Best regards, Josip :)

[micha1]

I'm a leg man myself, At least I understand whats above the legs!!!

[ernestlin]

So wetherbeaten story...Perfect things never exist in the ture life.

[Dan]

Somebody sent this to me recently. I had actually thought about it before, but not in such fun fashion.

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for College and High School: drink alcohol, party,
and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap,

and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.

[Brian_UK]

Excellent Dan

[Josip]

Hi, Dan :)

Nice.

Best regards, Josip :)

[Brian_UK]

A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. Now you're going to be OK, you'll walk again, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently but your p'nis was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."

Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on "But it's going to be alright, we have the technology now to build you a new one that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch".

The bloke perks up at this, even though it's a thousand pounds an inch.
"So the thing is" the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a vital role in helping you make the decision."

So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the next day.

"So" says the doctor "Have you spoken with your wife?"

"I have." says the fellow.

"And has she helped you in making the decision?".

"She has" says the bloke.

"And what is it?" asks the doctor. . .

"We're having a new kitchen".

[Dan]

Good one Brian! :)