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16-11-2006, 09:24 PM
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Elizabeth High School - Mathematics Exam;
Name............................Gang.........................
Time Allowed: 1 hour
1) If Mohamed lowers his WRX two inches front and back and puts on stolen 18-inch Auscar slotted wheels, how many inches has he lost from the stock suspension?
2) If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean-shaven, how many razors would he need before he goes to the gym at 8:00pm?
3) If Mustaffa runs 15km from the police from Munno Para to Paralowie then steals a car and drives another 8km to Salisbury North, how many kilometres has he travelled if he ends up hiding out back of Ingle Farm Shopping Centre?
4) Phan has 2 ounces cocaine and he sells an "8 ball" to Hamil for $320.00 and 2 grams to Dak Hoang for $85.00 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
5) If Daren receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from Centrelink and works for his brother as a builder and receives a further $400.00 per week and then pays $10.00 per week for each of his 11 children for school, how much money does he have left to buy a mashed Tarago from Smithfield Wreckers?
6) If Soula needs 25ml of wax per day to get rid of her facial hair and Soula is only 20 years old, how many ml's will her mother need if she is 45?
7) Mohamed has an AK-47 with 4 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?
8) If Abdo runs a Kebab shop in Tea Tree Plaza and works as a Taxi driver on weekends and earns $1200.00 per week, how much does Centrelink give him for his job search allowance?
9) If Elizabeth's ethnic community is increasing at a rate of 3.5% per month, the overall population increasing at 2.1% per month, at what rate are the Aussies leaving?
10) Quang is pimping three girls. If the price is $45.00 per trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so that Quang can pay for his $300 per day crack habit?
11) If Luigi drives his family and cousins all in one car from Salisbury East to Mansfield Park, how many round trips will he need to make if 40 of his relatives need a lift and he can put 11 people in his Valiant at any one given time?
12) If Mario's dad has his top 3 buttons of his shirt open and reveals 1 x golden cross and 2 other golden ornaments, and has approximately 17 sq cm of hair coming from his chest with an average length of 2cm, what is the probability that the ornaments will be visible from:
1 metre away........................%
3 metres away.......................%
In a standard police line-up................%
End of exam Total marks: 40
Elizabeth High School - Mathematics Exam;
Name............................Gang.........................
Time Allowed: 1 hour
1) If Mohamed lowers his WRX two inches front and back and puts on stolen 18-inch Auscar slotted wheels, how many inches has he lost from the stock suspension?
2) If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean-shaven, how many razors would he need before he goes to the gym at 8:00pm?
3) If Mustaffa runs 15km from the police from Munno Para to Paralowie then steals a car and drives another 8km to Salisbury North, how many kilometres has he travelled if he ends up hiding out back of Ingle Farm Shopping Centre?
4) Phan has 2 ounces cocaine and he sells an "8 ball" to Hamil for $320.00 and 2 grams to Dak Hoang for $85.00 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
5) If Daren receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from Centrelink and works for his brother as a builder and receives a further $400.00 per week and then pays $10.00 per week for each of his 11 children for school, how much money does he have left to buy a mashed Tarago from Smithfield Wreckers?
6) If Soula needs 25ml of wax per day to get rid of her facial hair and Soula is only 20 years old, how many ml's will her mother need if she is 45?
7) Mohamed has an AK-47 with 4 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?
8) If Abdo runs a Kebab shop in Tea Tree Plaza and works as a Taxi driver on weekends and earns $1200.00 per week, how much does Centrelink give him for his job search allowance?
9) If Elizabeth's ethnic community is increasing at a rate of 3.5% per month, the overall population increasing at 2.1% per month, at what rate are the Aussies leaving?
10) Quang is pimping three girls. If the price is $45.00 per trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so that Quang can pay for his $300 per day crack habit?
11) If Luigi drives his family and cousins all in one car from Salisbury East to Mansfield Park, how many round trips will he need to make if 40 of his relatives need a lift and he can put 11 people in his Valiant at any one given time?
12) If Mario's dad has his top 3 buttons of his shirt open and reveals 1 x golden cross and 2 other golden ornaments, and has approximately 17 sq cm of hair coming from his chest with an average length of 2cm, what is the probability that the ornaments will be visible from:
1 metre away........................%
3 metres away.......................%
In a standard police line-up................%
End of exam Total marks: 40