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Josip
10-10-2006, 11:00 PM
Hi, all :)

Tomorrow here in my home town will be a big football match

Croatia vs England

www?

Best regards, Josip :)

chillin out
10-10-2006, 11:24 PM
I hope you win.

Best of luck.

Chillin:) :)

Brian_UK
10-10-2006, 11:27 PM
If our lads are going over then stay indoors ;)

Andy P
11-10-2006, 12:40 AM
Croatia - recently one of my favourite teams (along with the "cheese-eating surrender monkeys")

cheers
Andy P

slingblade
11-10-2006, 11:48 AM
"cheese-eating surrender monkeys


Watch out, that's how people get headbutted in the chest.:rolleyes:

Josip
11-10-2006, 10:28 PM
Hi, all :)

Croatia 2 : England 0

Sorry for bad luck, but that is only a game;)

Best regards, Josip :)

Renato RR
12-10-2006, 08:07 AM
Good game !

Renato

Argus
12-10-2006, 10:07 AM
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Fiasco

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napter38
12-10-2006, 11:39 AM
great Croatia

frank
12-10-2006, 07:27 PM
A little old couple prepare to go to bed. They no sooner hit the
pillows when the old man farts and says, "One nil."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old
man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, Goal - 1-1".

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and
says,"Penalty- 2-1."

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty -
2-2."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,"Free
Kick - Goal, 3-2."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a
woman so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally
unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he craps in the bed.

The wife says, What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, change sides"

US Iceman
12-10-2006, 07:50 PM
frank, I don't think the day can be improved on after reading that. My sides hurt!:D

davej
12-10-2006, 09:34 PM
nice one frank, is the s**t referenece to the performance or just a general remark.