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MANIS
13-06-2006, 11:21 AM
The person who made this sentence must be a vocabulary GENIUS. Read the sentence below carefully:

"I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes
intercommunications' incomprehensibleness".

This is a sentence where the nth word is n letters long Eg: 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 ,15th word is 15 letters long and so on :) :confused:

NoNickName
13-06-2006, 12:12 PM
Judging from the context, he/she is probably working at the Council of Europe in Brussels

Josip
13-06-2006, 07:37 PM
Judging from the context, he/she is probably working at the Council of Europe in Brussels

LOL :)

Best regards,

Josip :)

cooljesus
16-08-2006, 01:54 AM
sounds like someone with way too much free time

US Iceman
16-08-2006, 02:15 AM
Definitely written by a lawyer...

PS. No offense meant to Abe.:D

ernestlin
16-08-2006, 08:17 AM
May be a dramatist! : P

Abe
16-08-2006, 10:19 AM
Definitely written by a lawyer...

PS. No offense meant to Abe.:D


Either a lawyer..............or

a technical writer who writes manuals for Far Eastern manufacturers of air conditioners, or, Italian controllers!!!
:)

Argus
16-08-2006, 11:34 AM
Some good stuff here.

The Plain English Campaign works to eradicate gobbledegook and their web site has some fascinating examples of overburdened language as below; mostly official instructions of one kind or another.

http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/examples.html

You can have a good chuckle at the examples, however, the English language, in common with many others, is a tremendous creative tool and it?s very easy to throw out the baby with the bathwater by over-simplifying the written word.

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Abe
16-08-2006, 12:41 PM
Argus

I was thinking..........
You could do with a long holiday in China and sort out all those manuals.........in crisp new user freindly
:)

Argus
16-08-2006, 12:51 PM
Argus

I was thinking..........
You could do with a long holiday in China and sort out all those manuals.........in crisp new user freindly
:)

On the front of the manual it should always have E&OE displayed prominently - some of the far eastern stuff is full of it.

It needs doing! Not sure I need to venture far from home in this age of global communications.

I'll work for anybody who'll pay my fee.:D

I should add that it is what I do for a living.....!



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Nosey
21-03-2007, 10:53 PM
Some good stuff here.

The Plain English Campaign works to eradicate gobbledegook and their web site has some fascinating examples of overburdened language as below; mostly official instructions of one kind or another.

You can have a good chuckle at the examples, however, the English language, in common with many others, is a tremendous creative tool and it’s very easy to throw out the baby with the bathwater by over-simplifying the written word.

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I have a head ache now

Lc_shi
23-03-2007, 01:30 AM
Argus

I was thinking..........
You could do with a long holiday in China and sort out all those manuals.........in crisp new user freindly
:)

I think you're right:)

Andy P
29-03-2007, 11:35 PM
Hi all,

try this one for size - you can generate many times

http://www.andrewdavidson.com/gibberish/?companyname=Refrigeration+Engineer

cheers

Andy P