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phil68
06-04-2006, 10:39 PM
Two dogs are sat in the vets.
The first dog asks the other what he's doing in there.
"I savaged the postman & they're having me put down" the second dog replies.
"Damned bad luck old son" says the first.
"What're you in for then?" asks the second.
"Oh, my owner was running the bath & as she was bending over to turn the taps off I came over all randy, jumped on her back & gave her one doggy-style".
"I suppose they're going to put you down too then?" asks the second dog glumly.
"Nah, she's put me in to have me nails clipped"
:D
andrew lennon
23-02-2007, 08:53 PM
well that made me titter I need it after this week keep up the good work
mig
24-02-2007, 02:22 PM
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Brian_UK
24-02-2007, 04:37 PM
hi guys i was just wondering how do i post a problem i haveFind a thread heading appropriate to your problem and 'start a new thread'.
KayPoh
28-02-2007, 01:37 AM
Two dogs are sat in the vets.
The first dog asks the other what he's doing in there.
"I savaged the postman & they're having me put down" the second dog replies.
"Damned bad luck old son" says the first.
"What're you in for then?" asks the second.
"Oh, my owner was running the bath & as she was bending over to turn the taps off I came over all randy, jumped on her back & gave her one doggy-style".
"I suppose they're going to put you down too then?" asks the second dog glumly.
"Nah, she's put me in to have me nails clipped"
:D

She can put down her dog and I don't mind to take his place. LOL.:D
The Viking
28-02-2007, 06:54 AM
She can put down her dog and I don't mind to take his place. LOL.:D


Sick me says.
Have you actually seen her?

There is a picture of her HERE (http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8993/frogbc4.jpg)
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abdulazman
28-02-2007, 08:41 AM
Oh my gosh,
Take his place alright,
And then being squash,
And then listen to him ryhming like a humming bird.
Coz you got frog all over you.
KayPoh
28-02-2007, 04:49 PM
Sick me says
Have you actually seen her?

There is a picture of her HERE (http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8993/frogbc4.jpg)
NOTE: ADULT CONTENT, DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!!!

Oh poor Viking, I can't imagine how you do her in.:confused:
micha1
28-02-2007, 10:16 PM
Thanks for that! Got me a couple of beers:)