3 Word Story

[Brian_UK]

How about we write a story by only using three words at a time?

As in .... One person writes "I was just" and the next person adds "walking the dog" etc.

I'll start with...

'The other day"

Please try and keep it clean ;)

[The Viking]

the Grizzly bear

[Rob White]

.

Discovered a large.


.

[HVACRsaurus]

Smelly brown thing

[The Viking]

inside the compressor

[PaulZ]

this surprised him

[pkw111]

He scratched his

[mikeref]

behind and considered

[stufus]

Using a rabbit

[mikeref]

to think of

[hyperion]

the best way

[mikeref]

for foul smelling

[stufus]

arrogant Aussie upstarts

[jonjon]

After drinking tinnies

[hyperion]

and barbequing shrimps

[The Viking]

the monkey was

[1mikeefc1]

Ready to leave

[frank]

but not before

[1mikeefc1]

A light shone

[stufus]

,but what colour

[The Viking]

red, always red

[james10]

But why red?

[jonjon]

The apprentice said

[pkw111]

Because red is

[stufus]

What Mom uses

[Tayters]

on her rash.

[Brian_UK]

Instead of her

[1mikeefc1]

Tube of flavoured

[cadwaladr]

ouch it hurts

[Tesla]

... But wait, there's

[hookster]

more than meets,

[mikeref]

factory expectations because

[The Viking]

a Swedish engineer

[PaulZ]

had designed a

[The Viking]

a chilledwater fluxcapicitorbooster

[frank]

With blue handles

[jdunc2301]

And pineapple converters

[jonjon]

That don't work

[The Viking]

,not without melons

[hyperion]

two big ones

[chemi-cool]

Knockers you mean?

[jonjon]

No sir, jugs !

[hookster]

Clink, Clink, CHEERS!

[jonjon]

POETS day tomorrow !

[stufus]

Poets day my

[Brian_UK]

Asset list is

[PaulZ]

too large to

[frank]

Show her, but

[mikeref]

the Galapagos Tortoise

[chemi-cool]

are big, but

[MikeHolm]

you cannot ride

[leegally1983]

until you pass

[hyperion]

yet another test

[stufus]

That's called the

[jonjon]

Government scam (20710)

[hookster]

every five years

[stufus]

My left bollock

[1mikeefc1]

Began to itch

[Brian_UK]

Used the cream

[monkey spanners]

ate the cheese

[mikeref]

Now i feel

[stufus]

my right bollock

[MikeHolm]

took the place

[stufus]

of the other

[PaulZ]

hell that hurt

[1mikeefc1]

But does size

[hookster]

follow Euler's Law

[jonjon]

To find mawdaw ..

[cadwaladr]

to clever for

[PaulZ]

for his own

[monkey spanners]

set of matching

[cadwaladr]

balls of fire

[The Viking]

that nobody could

[monkey spanners]

or even would

[MikeHolm]

accept at Christmas

[cadwaladr]

gold frank more

[mikeref]

reliable as barter

[hyperion]

and best bid

[MikeHolm]

is the winner

[PaulZ]

of a fantastic

[Silhouette]

Comprehensive service contract

[desA]

money in bank

[Brian_UK]

But not Euros

[desA]

surely not pounds?

[mikeref]

No, weight is

[desA]

Pie R round

[desA]

Bread R squared

[PaulZ]

show me money

[cadwaladr]

wife loves it

[frank]

Can't get enough

[mikeref]

free time to

[install monkey]

empty my van

[MikeHolm]

but should start

[marc5180]

With her knickers

[MikeHolm]

from the van

[Brian_UK]

If the wife

[monkey spanners]

finds out about

[PaulZ]

the red knickers

[frank]

That aren't hers

[marc5180]

He will guess

[B G Scott]

very, very slow.

[Brian_UK]

That life as

[MikeHolm]

he knew it

[marc5180]

Had suddenly changed

[Brian_UK]

Friday nights out

[cadwaladr]

with the lads

[AustinBert]

But no enjoy

[PaulZ]

Dam Red nickers

[marc5180]

That I wear

[Brian_UK]

In the privacy

[PaulZ]

of my home