Having a CRAFT moment, what's your favourite expression?

[Brian_UK]

Can't
Remember
A
F***ing
Thing

[install monkey]

its f**ked
thats f**ked
ur pot's died
basically-
that needs a pressure test!
Blame the installers!
Thats not level!

[stufus]

DO
I
Look
Like
I
Give
A
Fook

Work's for me.

[monkey spanners]

TSTF too sh!t to fix...

[Darc]

POETS day....
Piss Off Early...Tommorrows Saturday!

[Darc]

POETS day....
Piss Off Early...Tommorrows Saturday!
Another one I like refers to trying to help someone with computer stuff....

PEBKAC.

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair...

[Rob White]

.

All the P's

Practice
Prevents
P*ss
Poor
Performance

Rob

.

[r.bartlett]

I'm having a s.h.i.t.e life if that's what you mean...

[Mach 2]

Even more P's

P*ss
Poor
Planning
Produces
P*ss
Poor
Performance

Or Fail to plan, plan to fail

Mach 2

[glenn1340]

F**k this, I`m out of `ere

[THE DUDE]

FUBAR
F**ked
Up
Beyond
All
Recognition

[GDH2012]

WOFT

Waste
Of
F*#king
Time
or

SNAFU

Situation
Normal
All
F*#ked
Up