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chillerman2006
19-08-2011, 02:28 AM
Well Gents What do you Reckon ?

Took just 3 hours Fishing last night & just asked & she's up for meeting Mad & the lads ! :eek:

But am not so sure about that :rolleyes:

Seems like a nice girl, and think it would ruin her for life !

Just been fishing again

&

Should have a new set of picks to upload by tomorrow evening (uk time)

Just remember keep it under your hats & dont let me mrs Know

Have took the pics down as she'll kill me if she found them, plus I have not even met her yet

PM me for the links

mad fridgie
19-08-2011, 02:46 AM
You said she was blonde!
When you next working out of town?

chillerman2006
19-08-2011, 02:52 AM
You said she was blonde!
When you next working out of town?

Thats not me mrs mate, picked her up on line last night & got the photos this morning

Should be taking her out the weekend only 34 not bad for an older dog like me

Probaly just end up as dinner, some end up long term untill they find out about her indoors

Grabbed another tonight she said she'll send me pics tomorrow
:)

chillerman2006
19-08-2011, 02:53 AM
No work till Monday

mikeref
19-08-2011, 04:37 AM
You sly fox C.M.;), my missus would use the BIGGEST knife in the kitchen, then again, there is the rather large hammerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io2YpXLycIU

chillerman2006
19-08-2011, 02:51 PM
You sly fox C.M.;), my missus would use the BIGGEST knife in the kitchen, then again, there is the rather large hammerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io2YpXLycIU

Thanks for that Mike, I've hid the knifes & moved the car before she gets any idea's
:)

simon@parker
19-08-2011, 07:21 PM
roflmao been on plenty of fish ay you dirty boy 34 he says she not a 16 64 is she looks young but everything else is old and well used lol :) oh an all the women on pof are man haters will eat you alive an spit you out :) always do me roflmao :)

chillerman2006
19-08-2011, 07:32 PM
roflmao been on plenty of fish ay you dirty boy 34 he says she not a 16 64 is she looks young but everything else is old and well used lol :) oh an all the women on pof are man haters will eat you alive an spit you out :) always do me roflmao :)

Yeah, well you know what they say "variety is the spice of life"

Check your messages for the links

This one looks like a right little sweaty
:D

simon@parker
19-08-2011, 07:43 PM
oh i get plenty of that :) but i am single :P lmao not bad has a bit of a horsey look though with them teeth roflmfao

install monkey
19-08-2011, 07:44 PM
im taking mrs chillerman out for dinner- for pork in cider- haha- i'll ask her to iron ur lucky thong.dont worry ill tell her u have an interview!!

chillerman2006
19-08-2011, 08:14 PM
oh i get plenty of that :) but i am single :P lmao not bad has a bit of a horsey look though with them teeth roflmfao

Argh ! come on there at the perfect angle to slide over the bell without hooking up:eek:

chillerman2006
19-08-2011, 08:16 PM
im taking mrs chillerman out for dinner- for pork in cider- haha- i'll ask her to iron ur lucky thong.dont worry ill tell her u have an interview!!

You taking your Manual Handling of Heavey Weights & combining it with the Handling of copeland scrolls...to save money .. you skin flint :D

install monkey
19-08-2011, 08:18 PM
hope u got plenty of viagra but dont take it too early or ull be beasting the dog whilst shes doing her hair hahaha

chillerman2006
19-08-2011, 08:23 PM
hope u got plenty of viagra but dont take it too early or ull be beasting the dog whilst shes doing her hair hahaha

I'll be fine mate with a body like that, I'll have no problem standing

+

She can get on top ...

my mrs will bust your back

simon@parker
19-08-2011, 08:24 PM
hope u got plenty of viagra but dont take it too early or ull be beasting the dog whilst shes doing her hair hahaha
that made me laugh soooooooooooooo much :) an dont do wot my mate did an take to much he spent 3 days off work (took it on a saturday) his misses wouldnt let him near her after 2 days was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

install monkey
19-08-2011, 08:34 PM
hss are open till sat 12am -i can hire a sl15 with extension forks,couple of 5 tonne ratchet straps and some beam clamps as nipple clamps,of course ill be wearing a 5 point harness and 1 winch man with walkie talkies. i dont think i need confined spaces on me method statement but ive got a crash helmet with chin gaurd and a suit of armour to protect me lil ribs,hope u have a plastic sheet on ur bed or the humidity/juice content will make that hotel room with moss seem like the desert!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha

simon@parker
19-08-2011, 08:37 PM
and i thought i was completely nuts :D roflmfao like it

install monkey
19-08-2011, 08:50 PM
too much sniffing r502 as an apprentice!

chillerman2006
19-08-2011, 08:56 PM
hope u got plenty of viagra but dont take it too early or ull be beasting the dog whilst shes doing her hair hahaha
that made me laugh soooooooooooooo much :) an dont do wot my mate did an take to much he spent 3 days off work (took it on a saturday) his misses wouldnt let him near her after 2 days was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny


hss are open till sat 12am -i can hire a sl15 with extension forks,couple of 5 tonne ratchet straps and some beam clamps as nipple clamps,of course ill be wearing a 5 point harness and 1 winch man with walkie talkies. i dont think i need confined spaces on me method statement but ive got a crash helmet with chin gaurd and a suit of armour to protect me lil ribs,hope u have a plastic sheet on ur bed or the humidity/juice content will make that hotel room with moss seem like the desert!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha


and i thought i was completely nuts :D roflmfao like it


too much sniffing r502 as an apprentice!

Crazy ... just Crazy

3 days off work

"sorry i cant come into work for a few days, I got a stiffy"

Now I have heard it all - you's are killing me
:D:D:D

install monkey
19-08-2011, 09:40 PM
Thats not me mrs mate, picked her up on line last night & got the photos this morning

Should be taking her out the weekend only 34 not bad for an older dog like me

Probaly just end up as dinner, some end up long term untill they find out about her indoors

Grabbed another tonight she said she'll send me pics tomorrow
:)
whoooooooooooo there austin powers-dont forget to use a permanant marker on ur grey bits also women love hai karate aftershave and iron ur ball bag on a low setting,have a tug before u go out for stamina purposes. also dont take her out for a meal-get it nailed first then u can feed after shes worked up an appetite. otherwise ur fresh piece of meat is gonna be 22 stone, ur skint and havent had ur wicked way.

chillerman2006
19-08-2011, 10:34 PM
whoooooooooooo there austin powers-dont forget to use a permanant marker on ur grey bits also women love hai karate aftershave and iron ur ball bag on a low setting,have a tug before u go out for stamina purposes. also dont take her out for a meal-get it nailed first then u can feed after shes worked up an appetite. otherwise ur fresh piece of meat is gonna be 22 stone, ur skint and havent had ur wicked way.

Dont need permenant marker, smooth as me chin, with the wax build up as the oil properties break down, an old spicey gets em going & oooooooooooo

she's just seen the posts when I took me dog out..not a happy lassy...just kidding:eek:

install monkey
19-08-2011, 10:38 PM
i thought rohypnol flavoured serviettes got them going!:rolleyes:

chillerman2006
20-08-2011, 01:44 AM
i thought rohypnol flavoured serviettes got them going!:rolleyes:

I had to look that up, was you talking from experience :eek:

install monkey
27-08-2011, 05:54 PM
http://www.refrigeration-engineer.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4590&d=1234047158
cm?haha

chillerman2006
28-08-2011, 01:22 AM
cm?haha


Look's like I found your ride, You always have/will be the Joke, plumber !

https://rapidshare.com/files/3980105485/Installs_Ride.jpg

Magoo
28-08-2011, 01:36 AM
Holly for crying out loud, I now know the meaning of saying "don't drop the soap in the shower " .

chillerman2006
28-08-2011, 01:58 AM
Holly for crying out loud, I now know the meaning of saying "don't drop the soap in the shower " .

That's what I thought, Install invited me round to show off his plumbing, got there door was open, so I strolled in as you do, heard a bit of banging, went to investigate, & this was what I found, he's a brave boy !

mad fridgie
28-08-2011, 02:13 AM
Do I sense a lovers tiff!
Good to see you back on board CM

install monkey
28-08-2011, 08:58 AM
col no nailed the soap to the floor,now u know why i do overtime and anytime i get the horn i just go to the kitchen and throw salt in me eyes-just incase she has the light on !haha

chillerman2006
29-08-2011, 09:05 AM
throw salt in me eyes-just incase she has the light on !haha

Haha, might be a less painful option of removing & hiding the lightbulbs - just a thought !

install monkey
29-08-2011, 10:09 AM
ah but if the curtains open and i see what im rattling then id throw up,hence the salt! haha

MikeHolm
29-08-2011, 11:33 AM
CM, where are the pics?????? How can i comment if i don't see the pics.

Now I know why Install was trying to get you a job in Canada. He wants your new honey and your wife in a threesome.:D

chillerman2006
29-08-2011, 11:38 AM
CM, where are the pics?????? How can i comment if i don't see the pics.

Now I know why Install was trying to get you a job in Canada. He wants your new honey and your wife in a threesome.:D

Argh ! was he now, I'll pm you the links in 5

dont wanna get caught with them on here for mine & her sake :eek:

install monkey
29-08-2011, 11:45 AM
are these pics - my installs or colls conquests,if ur dying to see me lil installs might have to wait for me daughter to get home-this teccie geek is struggling to upload pics
ps you like me signature!!haha

chillerman2006
29-08-2011, 11:49 AM
are these pics - my installs or colls conquests,if ur dying to see me lil installs might have to wait for me daughter to get home-this teccie geek is struggling to upload pics
ps you like me signature!!haha

Yeah ! nice sig + thanks for thinking of me workwise, did think about asking Mad whats available down there but got a bit worried when I see this !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bqcgPwcUvk

install monkey
29-08-2011, 11:58 AM
"pimp on" haha, thats like hounslow on a fri night
was thet mad fridgie with the tattoed head!!! haha
Yeah ! nice sig + thanks for thinking of me workwise, did think about asking Mad whats available down there but got a bit worried when I see this !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bqcgPwcUvk

chillerman2006
29-08-2011, 12:01 PM
"pimp on" haha, thats like hounslow on a fri night
was thet mad fridgie with the tattoed head!!! haha

Dunno but having offered to buy him a pint when he is over here, might just send my wallet to be on the safe side !

install monkey
29-08-2011, 12:04 PM
and ur house,computer,car and misses

MikeHolm
29-08-2011, 12:36 PM
are these pics - my installs or colls conquests,if ur dying to see me lil installs might have to wait for me daughter to get home-this teccie geek is struggling to upload pics
ps you like me signature!!haha

At at least you acknowledge it haha

install monkey
29-08-2011, 12:47 PM
the lil witch has gone away for the weekend and she has taken the iphone lead.
At at least you acknowledge it haha

mad fridgie
29-08-2011, 10:39 PM
Yes mad fridgie is to be feared.

Was top dog of the BLL Gang (Benidorm Lager Louts) Club 18-30 chapter

Skilled in the use of beer goggles, using his physical attributes to coheres the willing, while dancing to tarzan boy.

All in an effort to achieve my evil goals ah ah ah, if failing always revert back to finding a an essex girl

chillerman2006
29-08-2011, 10:46 PM
Yes mad fridgie is to be feared.

Was top dog of the BLL Gang (Benidorm Lager Louts) Club 18-30 chapter

Skilled in the use of beer goggles, using his physical attributes to coheres the willing, while dancing to tarzan boy.

All in an effort to achieve my evil goals ah ah ah, if failing always revert back to finding a an essex girl

I tried going 18-30 again this year but somehow they found out about my dodgy ID, ba****ds:eek:

install monkey
29-08-2011, 10:46 PM
blackpoolonian through and through!!!-just prey his golf clubs,hammers get confiscated at the airport haha
Yes mad fridgie is to be feared.

Was top dog of the BLL Gang (Benidorm Lager Louts) Club 18-30 chapter

Skilled in the use of beer goggles, using his physical attributes to coheres the willing, while dancing to tarzan boy.

All in an effort to achieve my evil goals ah ah ah, if failing always revert back to finding a an essex girl

chilliwilly
29-08-2011, 11:28 PM
Thats not me mrs mate, picked her up on line last night & got the photos this morning

Should be taking her out the weekend only 34 not bad for an older dog like me

Probaly just end up as dinner, some end up long term untill they find out about her indoors

Grabbed another tonight she said she'll send me pics tomorrow
:)

Its a dangerous game your playing, 34 eh? If she's got no bairns her biological clock will be ticking away brooding for a bairn. Make sure your fixed or stick to the older ones... they don't swell, they don't tell, and they pharkin appreciate it.

chillerman2006
30-08-2011, 12:04 AM
Its a dangerous game your playing, 34 eh? If she's got no bairns her biological clock will be ticking away brooding for a bairn. Make sure your fixed or stick to the older ones... they don't swell, they don't tell, and they pharkin appreciate it.

Good words of advice mate, but the latest 'phoar' wouldn't mind atall, plus have to keep them between 25-35 or the ole boy just dont want to know (joys of being 40+) & don't wanna waist all that money on good food & perform like arsenal, do I :eek:

mikeref
30-08-2011, 11:27 AM
CM, where are the pics?????? How can i comment if i don't see the pics.

Now I know why Install was trying to get you a job in Canada. He wants your new honey and your wife in a threesome.:D
Ah, Mike, look what i've drooled over! Hope you guys have the latest media player! Can't stop looking at her eyes and upper thighs :cool:;). Man, i feel like like i'm on fire!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg

MikeHolm
30-08-2011, 01:28 PM
Yea, she's always been a bit on the HOT side and some other videos show a bit more. Another unattainable, sigh...

chillerman2006
30-08-2011, 03:32 PM
Yea, she's always been a bit on the HOT side and some other videos show a bit more. Another unattainable, sigh...

Where ? More video's of Miss twain ?

desA
30-08-2011, 03:52 PM
http://www.lilos.co.uk/d2.jpg

Is 'she' more of what you're looking for, chillerman? :D

chillerman2006
30-08-2011, 04:08 PM
http://www.lilos.co.uk/d2.jpg

Is 'she' more of what you're looking for, chillerman? :D

Yeah ! thats it mate, (brilliant) the clothing looks good good but prefer mine with real flesh never tried plastic, are you releasing a fetish of yours here ? :D

desA
30-08-2011, 06:50 PM
LOL... at least that one don't back-chat, or give verbal. :D

install monkey
30-08-2011, 07:12 PM
you wouldnt need to chain it to the sink,or tell it you love her and when youve finished you can just get off. you can have it as often as you want but youll have to learn too cook!!! haha

chillerman2006
30-08-2011, 07:50 PM
May be if Miss Plastic started up a training school we could all send the other halfs for no nonsense training !

install monkey
30-08-2011, 07:59 PM
me mrs would eat her-literally- haha

May be if Miss Plastic started up a training school we could all send the other halfs for no nonsense training !

chillerman2006
30-08-2011, 08:11 PM
me mrs would eat her-literally- haha

argh ! thats a shame I was thinking we could ask DesA to set the curriculum

1: lying on your back
2: lying on your front
3: soooking
4: house hold duties

install monkey
30-08-2011, 08:20 PM
he could calculate fluid movement through a latex medium,frictional loss and induced kinetic energy!haha

MikeHolm
30-08-2011, 10:01 PM
No no, for our Des, she must be the marrying type although it looks like she is saying "I do"....

MikeHolm
30-08-2011, 10:04 PM
OH hell, I respond to something on the previous page and miss all the subsequent stuff. Must be the beer.

install monkey
30-08-2011, 10:10 PM
hijacker-please ensure posts are relevent haha,hope she comes with a puncture repair kit
OH hell, I respond to something on the previous page and miss all the subsequent stuff. Must be the beer.

chillerman2006
30-08-2011, 10:19 PM
hijacker-please ensure posts are relevent haha,hope she comes with a puncture repair kit

Why you thinking of giving her a little 'pri_ck' ?

:D

install monkey
30-08-2011, 10:27 PM
it might be small but it has plenty of wallop!haha
Why you thinking of giving her a little 'pri_ck' ?

:D

chillerman2006
30-08-2011, 10:40 PM
it might be small but it has plenty of wallop!haha

Got you with that one a ? you did make it hard to resist

And whats all this wallop ? Is that manc for juice ? on second thoughts we dont wanna know

install monkey
30-08-2011, 10:43 PM
its not the size of the nail its how u hammer it!!! haha

chillerman2006
30-08-2011, 10:47 PM
its not the size of the nail its how u hammer it!!! haha

Hammer it in ! Dont you know you gotta treat a women gently ? like a delicate rose, well thats after you spent ages trying to get round the thorns

cadwaladr
30-08-2011, 10:56 PM
i guess she doesnt answer back or better still she has no mother!!

install monkey
30-08-2011, 10:56 PM
like a rose-my arse-caveman stylie!! hit em over the head,drag em back to ur cave!!!! haha
Hammer it in ! Dont you know you gotta treat a women gently ? like a delicate rose, well thats after you spent ages trying to get round the thorns

chillerman2006
30-08-2011, 11:19 PM
like a rose-my arse-caveman stylie!! hit em over the head,drag em back to ur cave!!!! haha

looking at your avatar, you sure thats not cave women stylie your on about ?

chillerman2006
30-08-2011, 11:20 PM
i guess she doesnt answer back or better still she has no mother!!

Hows that better you gotta have the mother too, to check that they pass down their experiences ;):D

Mumma plastic !

install monkey
30-08-2011, 11:26 PM
chillerman u have achieved jedi status u can post with no pic-pity i clocked ur posts age and join date![hand gesture] haha
looking at your avatar, you sure thats not cave women stylie your on about ?

desA
31-08-2011, 04:24 AM
LOL... this thread makes for an early morning laugh... :D

mikeref
31-08-2011, 08:23 AM
Hammer it in ! Dont you know you gotta treat a women gently ? like a delicate rose, well thats after you spent ages trying to get round the thorns
And if the relationship doesn't work, you can take your frustration out on miss plastic, without fear of criminal charges ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e8wgSmImyk&feature=related

chillerman2006
31-08-2011, 10:42 PM
And if the relationship doesn't work, you can take your frustration out on miss plastic, without fear of criminal charges ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e8wgSmImyk&feature=related

Nice one Mike !

Dont want Install feeling left out as DesA found me a new bit of plastic fluff, so here's one for you mate, 'miss superhero plastic
7233

install monkey
31-08-2011, 10:48 PM
hope it has a teflon coating like me haha
Nice one Mike !

Dont want Install feeling left out as DesA found me a new bit of plastic fluff, so here's one for you mate, 'miss superhero plastic
7233

MikeHolm
31-08-2011, 11:39 PM
You guy have the most interesting pastimes. Me, I just work.......brain as big as a planet and look at what they have me doing.....I'm so sad.....(thanks to hitchhikers Guide) . I need a rubber doll

chillerman2006
01-09-2011, 12:05 AM
You guy have the most interesting pastimes. Me, I just work.......brain as big as a planet and look at what they have me doing.....I'm so sad.....(thanks to hitchhikers Guide) . I need a rubber doll

Argh Mike

I did work today, after checking into Re & then when finished raced home for more !

chillerman2006
01-09-2011, 12:17 AM
And if the relationship doesn't work, you can take your frustration out on miss plastic, without fear of criminal charges ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e8wgSmImyk&feature=related

Gotta keep this link going its a good one, Mike

Did you check out shameless & shameless usa, they are brilliant, the only programme's that stops me on Re for an hour, there just hilarious & my first own home being on a rough old council estate, I can relate to most of it, just glad thats twenty+ years ago now

mikeref
03-09-2011, 10:00 AM
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/6651.jpgHows this for twisting your mind?

chillerman2006
03-09-2011, 01:53 PM
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/6651.jpgHows this for twisting your mind?

Ha argh ! have seen one of those mate & I just read it as normal... just flows no problem...strange though is n't it

R's chillerman

MikeHolm
03-09-2011, 04:30 PM
Done, easy peasy.........OK how come you Brits say "simples" with an S rather than just simple? As in " I just finished that project, simples". Just curious....

install monkey
03-09-2011, 05:21 PM
You guy have the most interesting pastimes. Me, I just work.......brain as big as a planet and look at what they have me doing.....I'm so sad.....(thanks to hitchhikers Guide) . I need a rubber doll

Mike your in luck if got a used one,im gonna mail it to ya,just get it before the ur misses opens it. It should be easy to recognise because i couldnt deflate it.its filled with nitrogen as it is inert,non flammable and is more stable than air, its pumped up to 20bar as to stretch the seams,like me mrs. Haha

chillerman2006
03-09-2011, 07:48 PM
Done, easy peasy.........OK how come you Brits say "simples" with an S rather than just simple? As in " I just finished that project, simples". Just curious....

Hey Mr Mike

Us Brits do talk propa annit lads ?

It's just simple over here too but we do have some simples here just like most countries :D

R's chillerman

chillerman2006
03-09-2011, 07:53 PM
Mike your in luck if got a used one,im gonna mail it to ya,just get it before the ur misses opens it. It should be easy to recognise because i couldnt deflate it.its filled with nitrogen as it is inert,non flammable and is more stable than air, its pumped up to 20bar as to stretch the seams,like me mrs. Haha

'Install' I hope you steam cleaned before sending as it may not make it through Air Freight ... all liquids now have to be in clear bottles no hidden substances especially white flakey powder :D

R's chillerman

install monkey
03-09-2011, 07:57 PM
i sterilized it and waxed it,i also used vulcanising cement to fill in the teeth marks, and i buffed her cheeks too.haha
'Install' I hope you steam cleaned before sending as it may not make it through Air Freight ... all liquids now have to be in clear bottles no hidden substances especially white flakey powder :D

R's chillerman

r.bartlett
03-09-2011, 08:00 PM
Done, easy peasy.........OK how come you Brits say "simples" with an S rather than just simple? As in " I just finished that project, simples". Just curious....

This ad made simples a household word.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ust9YBlEfY

install monkey
03-09-2011, 08:20 PM
She-Male Love Doll

http://www.getmepleasure.com/gallery/products/2694/image1popup.jpg
mikes gonna be well chuffed with his prezzie!!!! haha

MikeHolm
03-09-2011, 11:35 PM
Mike your in luck if got a used one,im gonna mail it to ya,just get it before the ur misses opens it. It should be easy to recognise because i couldnt deflate it.its filled with nitrogen as it is inert,non flammable and is more stable than air, its pumped up to 20bar as to stretch the seams,like me mrs. Haha

Non flammable...ohh yeaa...20 bar, im not into the overweight ones

MikeHolm
03-09-2011, 11:36 PM
She-Male Love Doll

http://www.getmepleasure.com/gallery/products/2694/image1popup.jpg
mikes gonna be well chuffed with his prezzie!!!! haha


Oh look, strong breasts, what he hell does that mean....

MikeHolm
03-09-2011, 11:40 PM
This ad made simples a household word.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ust9YBlEfY

Oh I like that....simples

install monkey
04-09-2011, 12:33 AM
id be more worried about the 8 inch wanger!!!
Oh look, strong breasts, what he hell does that mean....

mikeref
04-09-2011, 01:54 AM
not
id be more worried about the 8 inch wanger!!!
Strong breasts?

install monkey
04-09-2011, 09:05 AM
she doesnt scratch her arse with that finger!!haha

mikeref
04-09-2011, 10:30 AM
she doesnt scratch her arse with that finger!!haha
I.M. she is telling you to "Try me... and see how far you get, ass-ole!." i'd try,.. for a knot on the bedpost ;), sadly, :rolleyes:, i don't know her and, i am married! ;)..mike, Aus.

install monkey
04-09-2011, 01:04 PM
well, she does need a bit of decorating,new curtains, a bit of plastering and touching up with paint.
i bet her fridge works fine and theres nowt wrong with her plumbing!!! haha
not
Strong breasts?

MikeHolm
04-09-2011, 07:15 PM
Oh, those breasts are strong, so strong they need a winch to move them.

mikeref
05-09-2011, 09:46 AM
Ah, so how was your weekend C.M? Yes Mike,(Toronto), you can stop dribbling over her now :D. Thinking C.M. had something like this, minus the self harming bit.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_6cVzUOxtM&feature=related

MikeHolm
05-09-2011, 05:59 PM
Ah, so how was your weekend C.M? Yes Mike,(Toronto), you can stop dribbling over her now :D. Thinking C.M. had something like this, minus the self harming bit.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_6cVzUOxtM&feature=related

Haha, fitting end

r.bartlett
05-09-2011, 06:41 PM
chaps

This is a family forum.Please respect those who do not share your sense of humour...

chillerman2006
05-09-2011, 09:23 PM
chaps

This is a family forum.Please respect those who do not share your sense of humour...

'FAMILY FORUM' ? ? ? you been at the whacky backy Mate ? this is an adult site ..... no kids I know repair fridges ! Do you ?

Your not even allowed on a building site till your 18 ... 21 unsupervised

RB to be fare mate we are quite tame on here - quite well behaved really

you wanna see some of the stuff on facebook & that is a family site

the kids share more porn n jack & danny pics than you got hidden under your tools in the shed

R's chillerman

install monkey
05-09-2011, 09:34 PM
cm-went to show me lad 2 girls and a cup and before it had loaded he said oh i saw that when i was 12!!!!!
i didnt know about it till yesterday-ps my 17 yr old can flare!!!-but he isnt on this forum-he's usually on world of warcraft/facebook/pornhub-not in that order!!

MikeHolm
06-09-2011, 02:16 AM
Thank god i'm pure

chillerman2006
06-09-2011, 01:32 PM
Thank god i'm pure

Yeah Right ! :D

All that sun mate even has you believing that you don't have a big tiger in side waiting for the next feed of flesh :)

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chillerman2006
06-09-2011, 07:34 PM
cm-went to show me lad 2 girls and a cup and before it had loaded he said oh i saw that when i was 12!!!!!
i didnt know about it till yesterday-ps my 17 yr old can flare!!!-but he isnt on this forum-he's usually on world of warcraft/facebook/pornhub-not in that order!!

Ask him if he's tried '1 man 1 jar' google it on www.google.com.au (http://www.google.com.au) it dont come up on the english version, maybe googles trying to tell us something about the differences in taste up here to down there ? (mikeref) :rolleyes:

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chillerman2006
06-09-2011, 07:36 PM
She-Male Love Doll




http://www.getmepleasure.com/gallery/products/2694/image1popup.jpg
mikes gonna be well chuffed with his prezzie!!!! haha


That looks quite realistic :cool: .... would ya ???

chillerman2006
06-09-2011, 07:41 PM
http://www.lilos.co.uk/d2.jpg

Is 'she' more of what you're looking for, chillerman? :D






She-Male Love Doll





http://www.getmepleasure.com/gallery/products/2694/image1popup.jpg
mikes gonna be well chuffed with his prezzie!!!! haha


Here I wonder why the first one is already blown up & not in the box .... pre-used merchandise I suspect ! :D

SeanB
06-09-2011, 09:12 PM
Well, you have to test for leaks, just a good thing to do to any pressurised system.........


Just remember to blow it up with the OFN, not R22, and to watch the pressure, as the seams pop rather easily, and the included repair kit does not fix big leaks....

Just saying, of course...... ;)

chillerman2006
06-09-2011, 09:36 PM
Well, you have to test for leaks, just a good thing to do to any pressurised system.........


Just remember to blow it up with the OFN, not R22, and to watch the pressure, as the seams pop rather easily, and the included repair kit does not fix big leaks....

Just saying, of course...... ;)

Argh ! I see...was thinking its our DesA has been trying it out first :D especially as she has her hands in the way as if to say 'no more big boy ... I'm too sore' :D

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install monkey
06-09-2011, 10:15 PM
last resort

chillerman2006
06-09-2011, 10:40 PM
last resort squirt spectroline glostick in it and if u cant find any pin pr*cks then use expanding foam and watch her go hard!!haha

Watch it go hard you not into Necrophelia are you ?



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install monkey
06-09-2011, 10:52 PM
best thing a:off topic:

chillerman2006
06-09-2011, 10:54 PM
best thing about necrophelia-you can get ur end away without digging out the rohypnol,you can get off when youve finished and you dont have to kiss them!!!

Ok, then !

best edit that now you've seen it before ** starts

chillerman2006
07-09-2011, 12:33 AM
Hi Mikeref

how come google.com.au gets all the really filth links but .co.uk does not

thought you might be able to enlighten us ???

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mikeref
07-09-2011, 01:45 AM
Hi Mikeref

how come google.com.au gets all the really filth links but .co.uk does not

thought you might be able to enlighten us ???

R's chillerman C.M. Can't help you out there. I don't go looking for nasty stuff. Weak stomach i guess. Then, on ninemsn web site, where i read the morning news, there was a young girl that had her legs cut off by a train yesterday. :(. Guess i don't have to go far to read horror stories.

MikeHolm
07-09-2011, 11:48 AM
There was some really gross stuff on that gore site, linked above somewhere, that i would never, ever seek out. There are images that i can't get out of my head and i really want to. i think i want to live in ignorance sometimes. What is our world coming to?

chillerman2006
07-09-2011, 12:08 PM
C.M. Can't help you out there. I don't go looking for nasty stuff. Weak stomach i guess. Then, on ninemsn web site, where i read the morning news, there was a young girl that had her legs cut off by a train yesterday. :(. Guess i don't have to go far to read horror stories.


There was some really gross stuff on that gore site, linked above somewhere, that i would never, ever seek out. There are images that i can't get out of my head and i really want to. i think i want to live in ignorance sometimes. What is our world coming to?

Gents

I apologise if something I have posted has upset you's....am really sorry

having been exposed to some really gruesome incidents in my life, maiming, beatings, death ect, how ever gruesome these were they do not have the same effect any more as I have witnessed first hand some very nasty activities, & although I realised that some of what was available on these sites was actually CGI enhanced, I also realise what was most likely to be real, I certainly dont agree with some actions but I take the world as it is ..... a very nasty gruesome place & if everyone ignored what happens especially world wide, nothing would ever be done to prevent re-occurance

Once again apologies if offended....that was never intentional

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MikeHolm
08-09-2011, 11:30 AM
CM, where is Franks double standard that caused you to post the rules a few times? I must have missed it.

mikeref
08-09-2011, 12:09 PM
Gents

I apologise if something I have posted has upset you's....am really sorry

having been exposed to some really gruesome incidents in my life, maiming, beatings, death ect, how ever gruesome these were they do not have the same effect any more as I have witnessed first hand some very nasty activities, & although I realised that some of what was available on these sites was actually CGI enhanced, I also realise what was most likely to be real, I certainly dont agree with some actions but I take the world as it is ..... a very nasty gruesome place & if everyone ignored what happens especially world wide, nothing would ever be done to prevent re-occurance

Once again apologies if offended....that was never intentional

R's chillerman C.M. You asked me to be your friend, and i agreed, which is not something i consider to be trivial :cool:. So as your friend, i ask you now to consider the implications of your responses on this forum.. to put it in a simple manner... can you pull your head in :(!! Personally, i would rather you stayed as a valued member, (and friend,)than having your butt kicked out on the street. All of us have issues to deal with but venting your anger HERE is not the answer! Oh, and E mail me your address as i might want to continue banging your head against the nearest wall.. i've not had a good day..nasty customers. and my doctor cutting sun-spots out of my back:(.

chillerman2006
08-09-2011, 12:51 PM
Off topic - needed removing

MikeHolm
09-09-2011, 01:03 AM
C.M. You asked me to be your friend, and i agreed, which is not something i consider to be trivial :cool:. So as your friend, i ask you now to consider the implications of your responses on this forum.. to put it in a simple manner... can you pull your head in :(!! Personally, i would rather you stayed as a valued member, (and friend,)than having your butt kicked out on the street. All of us have issues to deal with but venting your anger HERE is not the answer! Oh, and E mail me your address as i might want to continue banging your head against the nearest wall.. i've not had a good day..nasty customers. and my doctor cutting sun-spots out of my back:(.

Mike, any verdict on the spots yet?

mikeref
09-09-2011, 01:21 AM
Hi Mike. nope as they were only removed yesterday. have to go back next week to have stitches removed, then i'll find out the results.. Thanks.

chillerman2006
09-09-2011, 01:49 AM
Hi Mike. nope as they were only removed yesterday. have to go back next week to have stitches removed, then i'll find out the results.. Thanks.

Hope all ok Mike

they always take more than they need to these days & alot are taken as precaution, either way hope all clear
had some removed myself but they knew at the time it was for sure, due to depth of roots, right into muscle
Pointless saying dont worry, thats human nature unless your going to stay drunk for a week:cool: but try not to mate, if you had deep roots they would have said there & then.... as they did not worst case is first stages... but all taken away ... good luck mate

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