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Josip
09-08-2009, 05:16 AM
YOU BE THE JUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A husband working abroad wrote to his wife...

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, the global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart.

Your loving husband,

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His wife replied...

Sweetheart Dearest,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord comes every day to take2 or 3 kisses instead of the*//*rent

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,
so I gave him other items hope you understand???????????

5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses
and I hope I can complete the month using this balance...

Shall I plan the same for next month??????????????????
Please Advice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your Sweet Heart,




Best regards, Josip :)

lowcool
09-08-2009, 01:31 PM
might be time to run a supermarket,bank manager sounds fanciful too!

cheers josip

Gary
09-08-2009, 04:52 PM
I suspect that everyone on that list got more than kisses. But then I suppose that would depend on where they were kissed.