Josip
09-08-2009, 05:16 AM
YOU BE THE JUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A husband working abroad wrote to his wife...
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, the global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your loving husband,
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His wife replied...
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take2 or 3 kisses instead of the*//*rent
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,
so I gave him other items hope you understand???????????
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses
and I hope I can complete the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for next month??????????????????
Please Advice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Sweet Heart,
Best regards, Josip :)
A husband working abroad wrote to his wife...
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, the global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your loving husband,
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His wife replied...
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take2 or 3 kisses instead of the*//*rent
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,
so I gave him other items hope you understand???????????
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses
and I hope I can complete the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for next month??????????????????
Please Advice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Sweet Heart,
Best regards, Josip :)