nike123
09-05-2009, 02:29 AM
The Sex Life of an Electron
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One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Henry decided to try
to get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie
Amp and took her for a ride on his Mega cycle. They rode across the
Wheatstone bridge, around by the sine wave, and stopped in a magnetic
field by a flowing current.
Micro Henry, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, soon had her
resistance at a minimum and his field was fully excited. He laid her
on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance
and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted his probe into her
test socket, connected them in paralell, and began to short circuit
her shunt.
Fully excited Millie Amp exclaimed, "Mho, mho, mho." With his tube
operating at it's maximum peak current and her coil vibrating from the
current flow, she soon reached her maximum peak potential. The excess
current flow had gotten her coil hot and Micro Henry started rapidly
discharging and soon had drained off every last electron.
They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets, until
Micro Henry's bar magnet had lost all of it's field strength.
Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self induction and damaged her solenoid.
With his batteries fully discharged, Micro Henry was unable to further
excite his generator, so they ended it all by reversing polarity and
blowing each other's fuses.
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One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Henry decided to try
to get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie
Amp and took her for a ride on his Mega cycle. They rode across the
Wheatstone bridge, around by the sine wave, and stopped in a magnetic
field by a flowing current.
Micro Henry, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, soon had her
resistance at a minimum and his field was fully excited. He laid her
on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance
and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted his probe into her
test socket, connected them in paralell, and began to short circuit
her shunt.
Fully excited Millie Amp exclaimed, "Mho, mho, mho." With his tube
operating at it's maximum peak current and her coil vibrating from the
current flow, she soon reached her maximum peak potential. The excess
current flow had gotten her coil hot and Micro Henry started rapidly
discharging and soon had drained off every last electron.
They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets, until
Micro Henry's bar magnet had lost all of it's field strength.
Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self induction and damaged her solenoid.
With his batteries fully discharged, Micro Henry was unable to further
excite his generator, so they ended it all by reversing polarity and
blowing each other's fuses.