Kate Moss

[coolhibby1875]

i said to my wife last night you're the double of Kate Moss. She said really?? i said yes she's 8 stone and you're 16 stone you fat bit@@.

[coolhibby1875]

i went to the chinese last night,there were 2 eyes staring up at me from underneath the noodles. I **** myself! then i realized it was the peeking duck.