cuckoo clock

[tonto33]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margarita's went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem mad in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo
clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said 'oh s***.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another three times, gig gled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

[Tesla]

Clasic
wish I could do that at work, you must have a good understanding hubie

[taz24]

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said 'oh s***.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another three times, gig gled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

You do realize that the ebay link bellow is advertising cookoo clocks..

Spooky :eek:

taz

[taz24]

You do realize that the ebay link bellow is advertizing cookoo clocks..

Spooky :eek:

taz


Now its advertizing leak detectors.

Spooky spooky :eek: :eek:

taz