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shogun7
03-03-2004, 09:15 PM
Protects silver from tarnishing
Cleans and lubricates guitar strings
Gets oil spots off concrete driveways
Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without making it slippery
Keeps flies off cows
Restores and cleans chalkboards
Removes lipstick stains
Loosens stubborn zippers
Untangles jewelry chains
Removes stains from stainless steel sinks
Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill
Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing
Removes tomato stains from clothing
Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots
Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors
Keeps scissors working smoothly
Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes
Gives a children's play gym slide a shine for a super fast slide
Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers
Rids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises
Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open
Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close
Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers
Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles
Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans
Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons and bicycles for easy handling
Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly
Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools
Removes splattered grease on stove
Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging
Lubricates prosthetic limbs
Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell)
Removes all traces of duct tape
I have even heard of folks spraying it on their arms, hands, knees to relieve arthritis pain.

rbartlett
03-03-2004, 09:31 PM
i almost said that line from waynes world when they were ordering chinese food..;-))

however WD40 is a cleaner version

cheers

richard

frank
03-03-2004, 09:31 PM
F-NNY Juice ! :D :D

Well it does it for me!!:D :D

Sorry - can't think of anything else (just british humour) :D

shogun7
03-03-2004, 09:52 PM
Boy I gave that on another web site here in California and no one could guess what it was!!! OK marc what have you to say?

PS It's also great for making BBQ look like new!

shogun7
03-03-2004, 09:58 PM
This is the internet age
Not fair although I didn't say it this was a test on your knowing like frank did

Latte
03-03-2004, 10:36 PM
Vinegar ?

WebRam
03-03-2004, 10:40 PM
grease proof paper (you know, the stuff thats wrapped round bread) LOL

tonydeith
03-03-2004, 10:45 PM
Shogun


would this product possibly be Coca-Cola ?
Though wd40 does taste better,not as good as the f*nny juice!!

tony :D :D

shogun7
03-03-2004, 11:18 PM
tonydeith
Don't drink coke you will get pipples!

Jasper
04-03-2004, 07:38 AM
silicone

:D :D

chemi-cool
04-03-2004, 04:37 PM
WD40 does wonders on electric connections.

try on your trailer electric connections.

three phase 5/16 amps and higher connections, one spray and connect and disconnect very easy.

chemi :)

Karl Hofmann
05-03-2004, 06:13 PM
The curry sauce that they serve at Jacko's Chippy. I'm about three quarters of the way through the list now and it has a 100% pass rate so far. :D

Karl Hofmann
05-03-2004, 06:18 PM
Do be carefull when using it on moving parts though. The nurse said that she'd never had to remove a piece of onion from there before! :eek:

shogun7
05-03-2004, 10:14 PM
Karl
Do be carefull when using it on moving parts though. The nurse said that she'd never had to remove a piece of onion from there before!

Now that was funny!
Roger

Rango
10-03-2004, 02:06 AM
Loosens stubborn zippers
Been married over 10 years, so this one sounds good.

Karl Hofmann
10-03-2004, 08:42 AM
LOL Eat enough of it and it will blow your trousers off!!

Oh and under no circumstances should you feed it to your dog! :eek:

shogun7
19-03-2004, 01:07 AM
Speaking of cleaning things I have some windows facing my "olympic" size pool and I get the water spots off the windows with a lemon I cut in half. no need for any window cleaning solutionalso cleans copper and brass
Roger:D