Grizzly
05-10-2008, 08:27 PM
The World's shortest love story
A man and a woman who had never met before and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a compartment, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.
...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
"Madam, I'm really sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fu**ing blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Grizzly
A man and a woman who had never met before and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a compartment, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.
...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
"Madam, I'm really sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fu**ing blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Grizzly