Abe
01-08-2008, 05:25 PM
These jokes from the BBC website
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
A key."
"How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?
Sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile -
and urge the pharaoh to go fishing."
THIS IS THE BEST ONE
One Roman jape dating back to the 1st Century BC details the Emperor Augustus touring his realm and coming across a man who bears a striking resemblance to himself.
Intrigued, he asks the man: "Was your mother at one time in service at the palace?"
The man replies: "No your highness, but my father was."
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?
A key."
"How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?
Sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile -
and urge the pharaoh to go fishing."
THIS IS THE BEST ONE
One Roman jape dating back to the 1st Century BC details the Emperor Augustus touring his realm and coming across a man who bears a striking resemblance to himself.
Intrigued, he asks the man: "Was your mother at one time in service at the palace?"
The man replies: "No your highness, but my father was."