tonto33
14-05-2008, 05:22 PM
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste..
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste..
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met