An Old Man Went Into the Chemist (pharmacy)

[Brian_UK]

An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra "Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"

" I can cut them for you " said the chemist " but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. "

" I am 96 " said the old man . " I don't want an erection . I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers. "

[Mark]

Nice one Brian:)

[Grizzly]

The Humour department is still in good form.
Thanks to you Brian!!

Although What?
Have you got against us Slipper wearers?

I bet you used to whistle on your way to work as well? (Good Old Molem Days!)
Grizzly

[Brian_UK]

Nothing wrong with slipper wearers;)

As long as they are M&S Slippers :)