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Grizzly
13-02-2008, 10:58 PM
There is a Town near Taunton in Somerset.
Which Tauntoneians make disparaging (Rude) comments about. I shall call this town X.
Anyway a local was heard the other day to ask!
"Why do the pigeons fly upside down over Town X?
Because there is nothing worth Pooping on!
(CLEANED UP TO AVOID EMBARRASSMENT)

Don't you just love friendly banter?
Grizzly.:)
The Viking
13-02-2008, 11:12 PM
Do you know how you know when you crossed the border from Sweden in to Norway??
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That's when you find the cows prettier than the women!
The Viking
13-02-2008, 11:16 PM
Why does the Norwegians travel to Sweden, to buy their TVs?
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Because, the Swedish programmes are better!
The Viking
13-02-2008, 11:18 PM
What do you get if you tear a paper in half?
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A Norwegian jigsaw!!
The Viking
13-02-2008, 11:19 PM
(A Norwegian would of course tell exactly the same jokes, but in reverse)
WCC73
13-02-2008, 11:34 PM
There is a Town near Taunton in Somerset.
Which Tauntoneians make disparaging (Rude) comments about. I shall call this town X.
Anyway a local was heard the other day to ask!
"Why do the pigeons fly upside down over Town X?
Because there is nothing worth Pooping on!
(CLEANED UP TO AVOID EMBARRASSMENT)

Don't you just love friendly banter?
Grizzly.:)

Let me guess.Would that be the most delightfull Bridgewater?
Grizzly
14-02-2008, 08:13 AM
Let me guess.Would that be the most delightfull Bridgewater?
You are nearer to the truth than you may think?
By the way In Taunton we spell it Bridgwater!!!:):):) So does everyone else:p
But thanks for the reply.
Viking.
And they said you Guys had no sense of humour..Or was that the Fins.
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The Viking
14-02-2008, 09:02 AM
Viking.
And they said you Guys had no sense of humour..Or was that the Fins.
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Hey, I need my humour......I live in UK nowadays!

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